Amateur surgery on www.break.com

[Tincanfireman]

This is a video of two girls draining a cyst on a guy's back while he's sitting at a kitchen table. Best as I could tell, they used a drug store scalpel, paper towels, and a flashlight for illumination. Prepare the site? Naw. Gloves? Nope (special shoutout for the uttered wisdom at 3:06). Yes, alcohol was involved, and I'm not referring to sterilizing the site. Utterly amazing, and the sound effects and comments are priceless.

http://www.break.com/index/two-girls-one-cyst.html

 

[el Murpharino]

Borderline disgusting....yet like a train wreck, you watch it despite not wanting to.

There's some video out there with a doctor doing the same procedure on a boil on a guy's bottom...the boil was easily 3 times the size of this one.

 

[MendoEMT]

OH. MY. GOD. :wacko: I will NEVER eat cottage cheese again!!

 

[Hal9000]

Incredibly undelicious. Still, have to admit that I was transfixed. The gagging sounds made my day.

 

[DV_EMT]

didnt have sound... but it just looks like a large zit... not that disgusting... i was imagining pus to be SHOOTING EVERYWHERE... but it wasnt that bad

 

[fast65]

Does anybody else have a bad feeling about the way they were saying "oh...oh" at the end of the video?

 

[JonTullos]

That is DISGUSTING. Yes, I'm posting it on my Facebook.

 

[PotatoMedic]

I saw something like this a year or two ago. Same kind of situation but they used a spoon to scoop out the puss. None the less this is still just wrong.

 

[WolfmanHarris]

As for the 800kg gorilla in the room...
Honestly, who here would be tempted to do that to themself? Who here is the type the pokes at scabs, pimples, skin tags and the like and could forseeably, just maybe see themselves doing that?

I'm not going to lie, while I hope that my rational, sane side would win out, I can't entirely rule out a sudden moment of stupidity followed by instant regret.

 

[Lifeguards For Life]

haha i love th "oh OHS" at the end. all of that puss comes from inside a little sac that must bes scraped out at the end.

 

[JesseM515]

disgusting...

 

[CFRBryan347768]

Thats awesome, i would totally do it. id be more sanitary tho.

 

[phabib]

Here's a haiku to express my feelings

Why did they do that?
The puss just kept coming out
gloves, not expensive

 

[NJN]

Why did they do that?
The puss just kept coming out
gloves, not expensive

This forum is finally geting classy

 

[Meursault]

This forum is finally geting classy

I object to that
phabib is hardly first
to raise a post's tone

Simple procedure and yet
difficult to perform well

Alcohol clouds minds
His future, though, is quite clear
More pain, more pus, scars.

 

[WannaBeFlight]

"You've got to be kidding me, you've got to be kidding me, You've GOT TO BE KIDDING ME....Its like a brain!! UH!!!"

Awesome!! I am loving the gagging sounds!^_^

 

[claytondirk]

bis would have been a good idea

 

[Tincanfireman]

And from first-hand knowledge, I can tell you that the stupid thing will eventually grow back. Fortunately, as long as it doesn't get infected, it will just be a lump. This was an infected one, probably from an ingrown hair. (No, this one wasn't me BTW...)

 

[A36]

Damnit! I was just about to eat some stuffed shells!

 

[nomofica]

As gross as it is, I'm really not bothered by that a whole lot (thanks to researching staphylococcus aureus infections). However I reaally enjoyed the gagging and horking sounds. Definitely priceless.