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  1. oldschoolmedic

    the 100% directionless thread

    But I like DST, except for the hour of sleep I lost. Anybody want to come over and help paint my house in a few weeks?
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    the 100% directionless thread

    After nineteen years of having the same certification number, the state has decided to issue everyone a new number. I have a hard enough time not writing 2008 on my checks, how in the heck am I supposed to remember a new cert number?
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    Day or Night?

    We have people working straight eights (transport and QRVs), twelves, and 24/72s. I work straight twelves on days. I like days, no messed up sleep schedules, no circadian problems, sleep in your own bed every night, tuck my kids into bed at night, etc... I honestly wish we could do away...
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    Age and EMS

    This forum is populated by the most mature group of young emts, and the grumpiest old dawgs ever. Case closed. Enough of the bickering. Respectfully, I am requesting the mods to lock this nonsense. It has devolved from what could have been an intelligent discussion to a "You're not the boss...
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    the 100% directionless thread

    Nope, it's to make you appreciate how fleeting the good really is.
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    the 100% directionless thread

    Sasha, it let me log in all the time. It just wouldn't let me post. Anytime I spent "hours and hours" thinking up and writing rebuttals for the trolls, as soon as I hit the post button it would kick me out. On the up side it is a nice day here.
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    the 100% directionless thread

    Holy flying winged monkeys, it let me post without kicking me to the sign in screen. Yay me.
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    the 100% directionless thread

    Testing, testing. Am I back?
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    Common reasons people quit

    Had a guy quit on us after his first shift. He didn't show up for his second twelve the next night, so the supervisor called him to ask if he was sick. He said," [I]'m not coming in." The supe asked him if he was sick then he would put him in for sick leave. He told the supe ,"You don't...
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    Trouble responding to posts

    Can anyone tell me why every time I try and post something in the forums it takes me to the log-in page? This happens even if I am logged in. It is incredibly frustrating as I often have this overwhelming urge to inflict my opinion on people. Any answers would be greatly appreciated. Oh, and...
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    Help Me get my Partner IV Certified.

    Hmmm Maybe, just maybe, a brand-new paramedic shouldn't be in a precepting position at all. Take your little notebook, and your partner, and go see your supervisor. This way he gets both sides of your "differences" at the same time, not just you coming in and venting about her. The...
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    ACLS for the EMT-B

    As a service we require all of our personnel to attend PALS and ACLS regardless of their certification level. When the clases are taught, the paramedics are there to assist the EMTs and guide them so they may become more comfortable with the ebb and flow of a significant cardiac event. Our...
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    EMT arrested for providing alcohol to 11 year olds

    The nice thing is she did this in SC. The Department of Health and Enviromental Control (DHEC) which is the regulatory agency here will pull her ticket if she is found guilty, because it is a crime of moral turpitude and showed a blatant disregard for the safety of others.
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    Diabetic Emergency Question

    Just something to consider, what happens if you put instaglucose in the unresponsive patient's mouth and my stupid paramedic self comes along and has to intubate the patient? Does anyone believe the possibility of introducing a sugar rich solution to a dark, moist, warm enviroment poses no...
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    You just might be a volly EMT if...

    The light bar on your Ford Ranger is so big, your pickup truck has been mistaken for a Cesna. You have a personal sales associate at Gall's. Whelen engineers call you when they have problems. You don't have a condom in your wallet, but you do have gloves and a microshield.
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    Joke I heard

    poke, poke, poke... The definition of a "basic" - an individual who could be locked naked in a small room with two titanium ball bearings, in fifteen minutes he will have broken one and lost the other. My wife says I enjoy poking the monkeys through the bars of the cage. I do remember to...
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    Joke I heard

    Aaaannnnnndddd.... If a Thumper could drive and read a map most basics would be out of a job.
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    Who is the Oldest EMT on EMTLIFE

    Eight years as a Navy Corpsman (field med, and ambulance for a year), three years EMT, just kicked fifteen years as a paramedic, putting me to 19 years total in EMS full-time. At 42, I don't bounce like I used to.
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    Have a labor law question

    A point to consider If you are available for a call during your meal time, as opposed to being completely out of service, you are then to be compensated for that time as well. The same can be said for "sleep" times being deducted. One county I worked for was successfully sued because we were...
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    Rural EMS

    It requires more thought to be a medic in a rural area. I have worked urban, suburban, and rural (very rural) ems, and rural was the most mentally demanding. Working out in the country you will constantly be asking yourself, "Okay, what can I do next?", "What else can possibly be wrong?" The...
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