Three nurses are walking along the beach when they find an old lamp. One of the
nurses rubs the lamp and out pops a genie! "For freeing me, I'll give each of you one
wish," annouces the genie. The first nurse says, "I want to be twice as smart as I am
now, that way I'll be a better...
1. "Bleeding began in the rectal area and continued all the way to Los Angeles."
2. "Patient came in today complaining of chronic vaginal affection."
3. "Since she can't conceive I've sent her to a futility expert."
4. "Surgery will be performed under General Anastasia."
5. "I saw...
Accident Report
This one needs an introduction, so you won't be lost at the beginning. This man was in an accident at work, so he filled out an insurance claim. The insurance company contacted him and asked for more information. This was his response:
"I am writing in response to your...
Off duty firefighters saved life of boy trapped in burning SUV
The off-duty firefighters who rushed into a burning SUV and cut a 4-year-old boy out of the seatbelt saved his life, the boy's doctor said during a press conference Tuesday in Milwaukee, Wisconsin.
A passerby smashes the windshield...
OK guys, I want to start this out by saying that this could only happen to me! While I am in school, I left my job at the Internal Medicine office and started doing phlebotomy at the hospital on second shift. You won't believe this stuff.....
It's around four o'clock in the afternoon...