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    Funny one liners you've said to overheard to a patient

    daisies My partner and I were transferring a pt back to care home from hospital ward where he had been for a while, so of course he came with lots of luggage and flowers.....we ran out of hands for everything so the supine pt offered to hold some flowers.....while we were heading down the...
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    Funny one liners you've said to overheard to a patient

    I was called to a condo at a ski hill in British Columbia. I walk up to the 20 something male patient who was sitting on the bed and asked him what happened. "Well, we were drinking all day......and decided to have a javelin throwing contest.".....what is that quote? Stupidity keeps us employed?
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    I dont know what to say....

    Tag? thats a new one to me......explain please?
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    Stupid bystander tricks! Best use for a bystander! Got any?

    OMG, I love it. hehe. im usually one for the "my first day" comment, but I think im going have to try this one at least once.
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