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  1. Kamischke

    Patients say the darndest things

    to 83 y/o patient A&O x 2 and confused me- maam can you tell me how old you are? patient- me uh im 32 dollars me- 32? patient- yeah 32 dollars me- oh.. ok 32 dollars. patient then starts talking about how she has a 17 dollar old son
  2. Kamischke

    "you actually wrote that in a Run Report"...

    I was writing my narrative on our way back from a call while talking with my partner and listening to music. I unknowingly wrote "Arrived on scenery to all the ladies-" and then, thank god, i caught myself... apparently when i'm distracted, i cant spell scene and when i hear "to all the...
  3. Kamischke

    Some very Interesting Pictures

    http://bp1.blogger.com/_MBDwN6XdH0E/R_5Mr8buPAI/AAAAAAAAABc/pB5f8zPYlRU/s1600-h/paramedic8.gif
  4. Kamischke

    Fire or medic?!

    Los Angeles county
  5. Kamischke

    Fire or medic?!

    Hmmm alright thanks And no its not something I wanna do cuz I heard about but I've wanted to be a FF for long time. That introduced me to ems and I pretty much fell in love. Having said that I didn't want to stop here or stop at medic but keep pursuing fire so I can do both. Pretty much I...
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    Fire or medic?!

    So originally my goal was to become an emt, then go to medic school and then think about fire later on (from what i've heard, its easier to get into fire as a medic?) i could be totally wrong right now though so im throwing this question out what would be wiser for me in the long run? Im...
  7. Kamischke

    profile picture?

    YESS!!! does it show now? thank youuuu
  8. Kamischke

    profile picture?

    so i still dont get it. haha can u help me? i want a profile picture! :(
  9. Kamischke

    Giants Fan Attacked - Bryan Stow - Paramedic

    wow i've heard about it but did not know he was a medic. actually heard about it over the radio while on shift... sad how stupid people get to beat someone over nothing
  10. Kamischke

    April Fool's

    Hahaha that's pretty clever. I'm not that creative
  11. Kamischke

    Dumbest thing heard on the radio

    not dumb, just kind of funny one of the emt's at our company messing around emt: 0-7 to dispatch (loud and slurring voice) dispatch: (sigh) go ahead 0-7 emt: zerooooo seven's mission is accomplished.. waiting for our next task sirrr dispatch: ...thank you (name of emt)... standby.. it...
  12. Kamischke

    profile picture?

    http://i.imgur.com/C8kkn.png ty!
  13. Kamischke

    profile picture?

    im trying to upload a profile picture but it keeps saying file upload failed. the file is smaller than max so i dont see what the problem is. any suggestions?
  14. Kamischke

    April Fool's

    :lol:
  15. Kamischke

    Idiot nurse

    uhhh thats what i was saying about the nurse's attitude. i dont think the nurse did ANYTHING to serve the patient's interest. and dont worry, im over it, jus thought i'd share in this forum. Isnt that what its for? ;)
  16. Kamischke

    Does your department have a web site?

    http://eliteambtrans.com/
  17. Kamischke

    April Fool's

    Any good April Fool's jokes during shifts? Share em here! We had a couple small pranks. Partner and I were finishing up with a pt. at a hospital and we saw 2 guys from our company come in the same floor. Theyre giggling and seem almost happy to see us.... as we're leaving they tell us hey...
  18. Kamischke

    Idiot nurse

    My partner did have gloves on. but the fact that he touched other things after he put on her cannula.. yeah we were taking her back to a snf so we were stopped and played the waiting game. And its not the fact that we "might have gotten mrsa" that pissed us off it was just the poorly done...
  19. Kamischke

    Idiot nurse

    Partner and I are at a hospital for a discharge.I take the report and get all the info, ask if the pt has any iso's nurse says no. I asked again to make sure "You said the pt has no isolations, right?" she says correct. Then my partner even asks, does she have any isolations? nurse again, no. I...
  20. Kamischke

    Dumbest thing heard on the radio

    that.. is.. hilarioussssss :lol: too bad we wont get any deer calls around here
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