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We all have

When a patient has multiple "CC" we call it poly-ouchieitus

We call it a handcuff allergy.

I once had a guy call 911 and ride in then leave and walk across the street to Wendy's.

Once a week I pickup a over night shift at our free standing ED, this shift is dead. We have decided that to pass time we are going to bring in cards against humanity. As we all know medical staff are by nature cynical with a dark sense of humor. Dose anyone have good medical jokes to add as...

Not radio but tracker board in my ED we had a CC of "injected a lot of meth" that is a direct quote.

It happened to be the perfect size to fit in the xterra first aid kit spot.

The xterra has a place for a first aid kit that a voodoo tactical enlarged 3 way deployment bag fits in perfectly.

I hope not but I over prepare for everything.

I keep a bag with tq, hemostat, chest seals, bvm, sam splints, dressings and other assorted items in the back of my xterra and one in my saddle bag on my motorcycle. There is also a OB kit under the seat in the xterra.

What do you call a bear in ear muffs? Anything you want he can't hear you.

Sitting in my office with radio on on the desk Dispatch: unit *** uncoded medical mid 50s male south transit center respond channel 5. Unit: ETOH? Dispatch: (dead key) probably. And yes it was a frequent flyer ETOH when they arrived in my ED.

I just carry the raptor shears

You don't keep a med bag in your POV? Then again I am paranoid.

Around here you have to buy your own holster and strap.