LSB. We're supposed to KED a pt every time they are still sitting in the car when we get OS, but if they're in real bad shape, rapid extrication to a LSB with a collar. We have the short spine boards but I have never seen them used nor had need to use one.
Who would use a scoop? We use that...
Did not have to take a drug test for EMT, but did have to take one for the fire department. They sent me to the hospital to have it done and then fax the results over. They just made me empty my pockets before going into the bathroom, and then its just pee in the cup and don't flush the toilet...